Friday, May 15, 2009

Men are Dogs ~ U think u know why?

Heya fellas,

Sering ketika berantem, secara nga sadar cewe suka makiin cowo2 dgn sebutan ‘dasar AnJinG lo!’

Atau ketika digodain cowo2 nga penting di jalan .. ‘dasar keparat, anjing lo’. Dikit2 .. anjing anjing anjing ..


Hehe, pernah terlintas alasannya? Apakah lo pikir cewe hanya sekedar melampiaskan emosi dgn sebutan itu sepertinya kita bisa bales dendam? Cetak rekor 1-1?

FYI, gw suka banget sama doggies … bahkan di facebook gw, deskripsi yg harusnya gw isi dgn kalimat2 narsis nan keren, gw isi dgn my passion with dogs as pets. Call me weird..I don't care.

Setiap hari gw nyempetin waktu untuk maen2 sama doggie gw. Gw hapal banget sifat2 nya. Keburukan dia .. kebaikan dia .. kegatelan dia .. I miss him even when I'm with him. Aneh? Nga donk, dulu gw jg suka pny feeling yg spt itu terhadap mantans. (Aren't us girls sweet???) Tapi baru hari ini gw sadar kalo sifat2 nya doggie gw itu ada di human being too. Here's the examples :

....ibaratnya seekor DOGgie neh, the harder we pull the leash, the stronger he pushes to be free. Semakin dikekang, semakin kuat si cowo akan memberontak. Iya kan? Hayo ngaku..pdhl us girls cuman being protective. Takut lo ilang.

..namun biar bandel-bandel gitu lo tetep suka di patting. Suka dibilangin “Good Dog”. Suka diGaruk2in leher nya .. perutnya.. and my dog will
lick me upside down, left to right. Basah dah gw.. *wink*

Man Man … your format of
‘territorial marking’ is nebar benih dimana-mana. Wait I have a word for that .. (duh lupa). You may think it's COOL and and ... JANTAN abis. Tapi sbnrnya lo udah contribute to this overpopulated country tauk. Mending kalo DNA nya bagus, tapi kalo DNA nya bejat? Lo udah ciptain anak2 yg bejat jg.

Back to the point eniwei whenever wherever you(or my dog) see a bitch … you go "ugh baybeh can’t help it, gotta let it .. gotta release it...." Dunia jadi gelap, gak perduli apapun, langsung maen tikam aja..nga ngeh whether itu bitch udah nga available. That's my dog.

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To my fellas girls : Man … indeed resembles a dog. Their
loyalty is unpredictable. To some breeds, no matter how good u feed and groom them, if another bitch pass by, she’s gonna get hitched. Kayanya yg ini udah lumrah banget deh, satu male doggie bisa mate dengan berpuluh2 female doggies. Cowo jg begitu bukan? Suka punya selingkuhan ...

So, now u know why u call them dogs?

Based on my theory, men are born with dogs' nature. Hate to admit it ... No matter what, we still can't live without them. :)

nb : I can't believe it took me so long to come up with this theory.

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10 comments:

  1. lol. bener bgt! dulu gw juga perna ngomong ama tmn cowo gw. kalo qta bilang male kayak puppy yang baru gede, horny nya... amit2. trus klo ngeliat surrounding excitednya setenga mo mate se akan-akan engga perna liat. Apalagi yang "new" pemandangan. trus klo diomelin langsung pasang muka, duduk dengan muka sedih in the corner. tp klo dpanggil lagi, langsung mukanya sumringah. berasa.. "yay!! she's not mad anymore."

    On the other hand...temen gw bilang, qta cw2 mala kayak kucing. dateng ke tempat yang kasi dia makanan. *rese kan tu*. demen dsayang2, tp entah kadang2 tanpa sebab yg jelas lash out.. haha

    btw, gimana ma doggie yang uda di de-sex? :P

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  2. this is a good one, susah buat direject pula wakakkakakkkaka!!

    it's true but... well.. it's true lol


    tapi ingatlah kata2 bijak berikut ini nak..
    "cowok emank buaya...







    ..... tapi wanita pencinta binatang"

    WKOAKWAOKWOKAOWKOAKWOAKWOKAOWKAOKW

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  3. @ Inge : hahahahhaa bener banget tuh .. cowo abege itu ibarat male puppy. They're horny all the TIME. Tapi not only puppy, yg udah tua butut jg tetep horny...

    @ Pandu : "cowok emank buaya..." ANIMALS!

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  4. wogh ... u r so mean Inge ...
    its kinda rude lah to keep us as a doggy ... Y__Y


    but hell yeah ...
    its so true ... ahahhahaha ...
    u really describe it perfectly Inge ...

    @Suka diGaruk2in leher nya .. perutnya.. and my dog will lick me upside down, left to right. Basah dah gw.. *wink* :

    ahahahhaah mao doggy or "doggy" tetep sama2 basah brarti ya ... hmmmmmm ... ^,..,^


    so u're saying ...
    what happen with the "1st class citizen" thing then ... ?
    its the exact opposite of it ...
    n obviously ... it proves u chicks that DUDE is THE RULES ...
    we are the 1st class citizen n "ur pet" as well ... it depends how we "play it" ... =P




    ...... back me up Dude ..... *nyikut2 Pandu*

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  5. gue baru ngeh ... ini yg posting si Pinky toh bkn Inge ... hehhehehe maap Pinky ... my bad ... >_<


    but ... gue jd ga kaget lagi ...
    pas pertama baca n gue kira Inge itu gue kaget tp begitu liat "by Pinklaydee" lgsg kagetnya berubah jadi *oh pantesss ..... * =P

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  6. @ Tito : what do u mean by *oh pantess..* ? hah? what is that supposed to mean? Jelasin!

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  7. Dapat offline message di YM dr tmnku yg namanya Leonardo hr ini:

    ~bwahahahha...
    asli deh.
    gw ga kuat ngakak pas mbaca Men are Dog
    (emo ketawa ngakak terguling2 di lantai)
    curhat nih ye~

    Dan respond gw as the PROUD author of this post is :

    gak ah gak curhat tuh.. biasa aja .. ini kan research, ada bukti2 yg otentik loh. Lagian most dudes yg udah baca pada AGREE noh. That makes me the absolute *man-expert* of the week!

    Respond gw yg sebenernya di YM adalah :
    "tinggalin jejak anda (di blog)!" --> huh maksa bangeth heheehe..

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  8. bahahhahahahhaahah... nice!

    kynya klo diteliti lebih dalam (sahh...), beberapa posts d blog ini completely support this theory. contohnya, anjing gw suka tiba2 meleng klo lg pas gw ajak jalan2. yg tadinya jalan lurus, eh tiba2 ngejer2 burung. dudes juga sering meleng klo lagi jalan2, eh tiba2 ada cewek cantik lewat. it's like, "SHINY!" woosh..... langsung ilang deh konsentrasi. reiterating ping's comment: ANIMALS! hahaha

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  9. @Pink :
    "what do u mean by *oh pantess..* ? hah? what is that supposed to mean? Jelasin!"

    iya klo lo kan kyk Xena warrior princess Pink ...
    lebih nyablak n terang2an klo ngmg ... awhuhauhauha ...
    kejam banget abisnya nyama2in kaum adam sama doggy ... Y__Y


    *peace yo Pink ^,^

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