Gw engga tau de bakalan diomelin ama yang punya site apa engga, apa bakalan di ban. BUT, I'm gonna try and write it nevertheless :P Ndu, kalo terlalu *ehem* apus da. Pasrah gw.
I'm gonna sexed up this blog a bit, if anyone don't mind. *evil grin* I'm gonna share my sexual education to the world out there. Hohoho. Pengetahuan ini sangat penting, terutama untuk cewe-cewe. Well, menurut gw doank kali ya.
Di suatu hari, salah satu temen gw yang gila bilang ama gw: "Do you know.. you can estimate the size and shape of man *manhood* by looking at their palm?"
Hmmm... How you ask? :P
KATANYAAAA..
1. kalo cowo tangannya gede, so does his lil brother. and vice versa.
2. kalo jarinya lentik-lentik, berarti beep beep nya kurus, so kalo gendut-gendut - thus it will be likewise.
3. The length will be from the middle finger down to the base of the palm. Approximately.
Dan dia bilang, SUDAH TERBUKTI. Mind you, ini more than one person has clarified and said this estimation theory has proven. It has changed my entire outlook when I see a man's palm :P How about you? Huahuahuhaua.
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HAAHAHAHAHHAAH I loph this post nge!!
ReplyDelete@3. The length will be from the middle finger down to the base of the palm. Approximately.
---->lngs ngecek my very own palm..
ohh jadi gituh ya? tapi kurang detail nih size nya waktu *ahem* atau size yang waktu *ahem*?
Ayo guys let us see ur palms ...
---->langsung ngecek my very own palm :
ReplyDeletejadi kira kira begini yahh size nya ... mmmmmm
@pink
ReplyDeletelol. dont see your own palm. see dude's one! :P sizenya itu ketika.. ready. set. go!! << paling seneng da kalo da dbilang go!:P
eh?
ReplyDeleteall are false.
my palm is big, pretty lentik, dan panjang mid finger gue standar.
but I've got a big home boy. Ya... kaya selang aer pemadam kebakaranlah... approximately
WKAOWKOAWKOAKWOKAOKWOAKOWKAOWKOK
but seriously, kayanya itu teorinya salah... berdasarkan film bokep yang gue liat :P
It's tough to refuse a real "data" you know wakakakakakka
but by all means, back that theory up if you can. Come come
ah ndu, semua cowo jg blgnya mrk punya subway footlong stuffs. lol. teori ini sudah di back up with ALOT of girls yo. ini gw ngomong ama cewe2 yang berpengalaman loh. sample sizenya conjoint can be more than 20 guys :P
ReplyDeleteYang semuanya setuju se the size of the palm ama lentik ga lentiknya ya. the length is still debateable :P but heck, gw blg se da terbukti. HAHAHA.
okowdkokaokd....astajim...tapi ga semuanya bener kale...apalagi pernyataan yang ke-3...assuw..kecil banget dong dede gue...T_T
ReplyDeleteandaikan bisa gue buktikan kalo pernyataan anda salah..lol...
hwaaa mulai sekarang i won't look at guys' palms the same again. besok meeting kynya gw bakal stuck ngeliatin palms orang drpd ngedengerin presentasi. hwaaaa.....
ReplyDeleteeh subway footlong stuff?
ReplyDeletemine's like 4 inches in diameter and 12 inches in length. it's a superman *shrug*
LOL
why bother with girls when there's tons of porn videos to get a real *cough*unbiased*cough* sample
kan kan klo d porn ktnya d pompa or some sort of like that. Anyhow, I dun think you'll be staring on the man's palm when you watch porn no? there're other things worth more to see. Huahuahuahuhau
ReplyDelete@there're other things worth more to see.
ReplyDelete.... till you posted this entry
wakakakkakakakak
all i can do is only NGAKAK ...
ReplyDeletekwaokaokaokaokaokaokaokaoakoakoakoakoakoakoak ...
terutama yg 1 ini :
"---->lngs ngecek my very own palm..
ohh jadi gituh ya? tapi kurang detail nih size nya waktu *ahem* atau size yang waktu *ahem*?"
uhhhhh u're so green gal ... lol
n also this one :
"apalagi pernyataan yang ke-3...assuw..kecil banget dong dede gue...T_T
andaikan bisa gue buktikan kalo pernyataan anda salah..lol..."\
jebakan batmannya maut ... waokoakaokoakoakoak