Monday, June 1, 2009

The Phone Dude

Heya fellas,

Tadi pagi gw ngantri di Teller BCA. Alangkah bahagia nya gw wktu tau in the same room ada seorang pria yg kira2 bisaaaa lah gw date. And he queed right behind me. I never love queeing as much as today! In my imagination gw bisa ..................... pura-pura pingsan ....... dan jatoh ke belakang............................. annnnnd he catches me........................ ngasih napas buatan ............. mouth to mouth .................... etc etc.. HAHAHAHA. (This is not the way I plan to write this post .. melenceng abesshh..).

Okeh okeh kembaliii ke laptop,, so he was on the phone lah cerita nya .. antrian yg lumayan panjang.. dan gw berharap doi segera hang up the phone and minjem pena ama cew yg di depan nya ........ which is PINKLAYDEE getho loh! (Duh Ping! enough with ur fantasy!)

After minutes passing by ... gw nguping ... at first gw pkr neh cow lagi diteror sm seseorang temen lama.. ngomongin komentar2 di facebook, etc etc .. boring boring ... .. gw udah ganti posisi berdiri gw dari gaya flirting sampe ke gaya jutek .. and he's still on that bloody PHONE! Soon enough I could pretend falling asleep and still ... jatoh ke belakang (ngarep!).

Tiba-tiba doi blg : "I swear! I called u last night at 6.30 precisely."

Wooww... bahagia gw akhirnya doi beranteman jg sama cew bawel di telpon itu.

Tapi a minute later doi malah sibuk comforting si cew bawel. Then my whole wall comes tumbling down............T.T........he's courting her.

Lesson of the day is Cowok yg lagi courting itu :
*bae'
*nga pelit pulsa (making IDD call pulak itu)
*Suka ngasih perhatian yg berlebih2 kpd target
*merelakan conversation nya jadi konsumsi publik

To sum up my analysis : this dude is worth to keep :)

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9 comments:

  1. Hi there Istina,, abis dari blog kamu neh :)

    Uhm hmmphh *drooling* over apa ya? sptnya km ikut2an fantasizing the phone dude ya?
    Bahaya neh..

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  2. gue kirain kaum laki2 doank yg demen berfantasy ria ternyata cewe jg toh ... wakokaokaoka ...

    gue jadi ikutan berfantasy nih Pink ...
    what if ... lo belaga pingsan ... jatoh ke belakang ... trus diaaaaaa ...................




    tp ... cowo kyk begini gue jarang ketemu d ...
    umumnya cowo (or mgkn gue doank) ... ga demen berpublikasi ria apalagi soal conv gue di telp with my lady ...
    mending gue bilang "ntar ya aku lagi di bank ... nanti aku telp lagi klo udah kelar" ...

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  3. hooh...ga banget tuh ampe ribut by phone di depan umum...aih aih amit amit dah gue...orang ga tau tempat itu mah...

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  4. @ Tito : lanjut donk tuh imajinasi nya .. "trus diaaaaaaa....... jatoh juga krn si Ping berat abesshh .... " maunya elo gitu kan? Tp gpp lah, yg penting I'm on top of him. HAHAHAHA.

    Both Tito and James , nah itu dia, biasanya kan cow suka secret-secretan, gak suka conversation nya go public. Like "I call u later... later ... later ... " Later nya ntar uda malem2 krn seharian sibuk ngantri di bank. Trus malem2 nya itu udah capek pula langsung mau bobok. Yah kapan donk telpon2nya?

    Tapi ne cowo gak malu2 tuh ngobrol di tmpt umum gitu. I like. :pppp

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  5. @Tp gpp lah, yg penting I'm on top of him. HAHAHAHA.

    sick witch








    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


    @Later nya ntar uda malem2 krn seharian sibuk ngantri di bank. Trus malem2 nya itu udah capek pula langsung mau bobok. Yah kapan donk telpon2nya?

    sounds like me :P

    @Tapi ne cowo gak malu2 tuh ngobrol di tmpt umum gitu. I like. :pppp

    sounds a bit like me as well :P

    but...

    @To sum up my analysis : this dude is worth to keep :)

    rasanya itu blum tentu bener. Banyak loh cowok2 yg pas lagi pdkt or pdkt ke 2 or pdkt ke 3 or pdkt ke x times itu very very very nice. Give him some time and bisanya bulu dombanya pada mulai rontok

    so much for "worth keeping" wakakakakakkak

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  6. kalo bulu domba nya rontok, pakein shampo anti-rontok ...
    biasanya kalo yg long distance lebih gampang utk melihat apakah cow itu bener2 sincere ato nga.
    dilihat dari durasi telpon2an nya..

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  7. idih... kalo durasi telp doank mana bisa?

    cowok2 itu sibuk dan kadang emank cuma bisa btr telp2annya you know..

    apa ga ada indikator lain buat nentuin sinceritynya?

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  8. cowo telpon kan berarti inget qta cewe2 gitu lo. klo gw se personally as long as dia msg gw da ok. klo msg masi engga ada waktu jg se bener2. I mean, you can sambil e'e d pagi hari sms donk. or when you had lunch. klo masi blg engga ada waktu se bener2 kudu digigit2.

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