Pleasure to meet you all! I'm excited about contributing to this blog. I tend to have no leniency towards the testosterone-driven population, so get ready to be judged, dudes!
Kidding!
So, first theory:
Cowok as Accessory.
Actually, cowok bisa jadi THE accessory.
Pernah ga lo pergi ke suatu tempat dengan penampilan cukup pas2an (say... after 8 hours back to back classes on less than 4 hours sleep), tapi banyak banget yg ngeliatin lo dengan pandangan takjub atau setengah sirik karena lo lagi jalan with a good looking/well-dressed/put-together/non-creepy looking guy?
Cewek (yang di blog sebelah dibilang sakaw perhatian) suka tuh dapet perhatian dari orang lain dengan minimal effort. Cewek pasti senyum2/cengar cengir bangga waktu jalan sama cowok who's the perfect accessory.
Masalahnya, kenapa cowok2 kebanyakan sukanya pake combo andalan: sendal jepit swallow + kaos lusuh + rambut kusut yg bikin cewek2 manyun ya? Padahal when a chick feels like the dude she's with is the only accessory she needs, then she won't take freaking long to get ready, won't take 3 hours to shop (ok, maybe 2), dan pastinya kebawelan seperti "aduh, kamu tuh ga bisa pake baju yg rapih dikit, ya?" bakal lebih jarang mampir di kuping lo. Sama2 untung kan?
So dudes, sisir tuh rambut, cukur tuh jenggot, pake tuh deodorant, cuci tuh kaos kaki. Be THE accessory of choice. Until we see the next gorgeous pair of shoes, at least.
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horeeee adekk hebbatt :D:D
ReplyDeletejangan lupa ke pagenya dude theory di facebook, trus suggest to your friends ya
thanks and comments are going to flood in... pretty soon
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
ReplyDeletekk baru baca lengkap and that was outrageous!
good entry n sebenernya kk beberapa hari yang lalu juga ada cekcok dikit sama dinda gara" this exact thing.
Tapi u know.. kita cowok2 kadang muales aja dress up. We open up the drawer, see the first thing that pops out of it, and wear it
@Padahal when a chick feels like the dude she's with is the only accessory she needs, then she won't take freaking long to get ready, won't take 3 hours to shop (ok, maybe 2)
REALLYY??!?!
why does that sound too good to be true? :P
kk masih belum pernah experience that and I don't think that experience will drop by anytime soon
once again, awesome, top notch, 2 thumbs up deserving entry
Hey miszgee, salam kenal.. :)
ReplyDeleteGood one, iya, suka sebel kalo liat cowok lusuh, i mean, sejelek-jeleknya cewe yang makan bubur pagi-pagi pake piyama dan belom mandi pun masih bisa keliatan cantik with a little effort (nyemprot cologne? cuci muka?) and it would be nice if you boys can do the same..
tapi nih, pengalaman pribadi gue, pernah punya pacar yang dandannya lebih lama dari gue. Oh Lord. Gak sekalian ikutan gue luluran di salon?
kiss,
cassandra
hahahhaa
ReplyDeletemampus lo kena cowok genit
okok let's get to the numbers (cuz we boys like'm)
Berapa menit kita cowok2 harus spend time to get ourselves look nice. Yes yes, dandan lama blum tentu artinya we'll look nice, but with the assumption that boys aren't so dumb to intellectually dress themselves up, please throw in some estimates :D
Heya MISZGEE,
ReplyDeleteit's been sooo longgg since we met! waddap neh?
hadoh sebel neh gw not much comment utk teori yg atu ini bekause gw cmn pny pengalaman ama cow2 yg lebiiih byk dandanan nya daripada gw.. (minus the baju ketat sih.) Heuhuehe...
Blon pnh jln bareng yg pake combo andalan (sdl swallow dll). Gag kebayang klo gw hrs bawa2 plus one yg gag bs gw banggain. Boro2 jadi aksesoris, yg ada malah disangkain pacaran ama sopir. Ihhh amit amit!
*PP*
But it's so comfy and simple..
ReplyDeleteit's like you chicks wearing flats
how's that? :P
btw ping, email yang lo pake apaan si? gue udah kirim invitation author ke nojunkmel kok ga diaccept2?
@ kk: comfy and simple is fine. but looking so lusuh sampe disangka orang gembel (ehem) atau - quoting ping - "dikira pacaran sama sopir", males bangettttttt...
ReplyDeleteestimated time for looking presentable: 30 mins. estimated time for your girl shutting up about your look afterwards: 24 hrs.
estimated time you save not having to merayu pacar yg ngambek: 23 hours and 30 mins.
how's that for math?
@cassandra & ping: kynya lo b2 bisa bikin post titled "cowok ganjen: what's the deal, yo?!" haha
awesome math! :D
ReplyDeleteloowwww.... gwe bru niy... gwe kasi komen ptama gwe plus experince niyyyy...
ReplyDeletegwe suer stuju bgt.. bayangin coba klo pas loe mao pgi maem ber dua.. uda d pesenin " eh ndut.. (panggilan sayang gt.. :p)arini yg rapian dikit dunk.. lama niy ga makan b2 ma kmu.. y maony siy mkn d palimanan gtooowww yah boleh yah??" n pas cwo gwe blg iyah y gwe tenang2 aj donk walopn gwe da malu2in buat minta mkn candle lite dinner cm gr2 kangen masa2 romantis.. (buset malu@in amat... wakakakkaka)
eh ga tauny.. dia brngkt emg ajak k palimanan. pas gwe pke dress n hi heels bru gtow diany malh pke sendal jepit kulit merek n jeans slobokan ama kaos polo... males bgt ga seeehhhh
well at the exact same time i saw him with dat outfit n dressing i straight away mogok masuk mobil... n gwe ngambeg drmh.... ampe dai plg lg bru ganti bju...bru kita ppgi n guess wud nyampe sono tuw dah jm 8.30 bleehhhhh uda mao tutup bru psen..
nah.. sorry y kaum cwo.. tp kadang nh ada typical cwo yg hrus d ngambegin dlu bru mao nurutin.. bner ga?? hayo.. kago ga. kita kaum cwe ngmg ampe berbusa jg cm d "iya"in tp bis tuw lupa deghhhhhhh... hm...
soalny cwo jmn skr tuw emg doyn yg simple n cpet dandanny (eh tp ad jg yg ngalahin cwe ky cassandr gtoww. ogah dah gw..)tp ap dandan cpet hrus pke sendal jepit gt?? ato jeans slobokan belel yg ky jeans d perkosa 10taon?? ato kaso poloyg loe sering pke ampe belel bgt warnany.. hm... klo smua cwo ky gt.. di jamin ga akn ad cwe cantik n sexy pas ngedate.. yg ad cwe pke sendal jepit clana pantai n kaos kotang gtow.. (biar saingan dandan ancur gt.. mao??)
halo juga naemor. Welcome to our community :D
ReplyDelete@jeans slobokan belel yg ky jeans d perkosa 10taon??
hahahahhaha!!!! vulgar yet hilarious
@klo smua cwo ky gt.. di jamin ga akn ad cwe cantik n sexy pas ngedate.. yg ad cwe pke sendal jepit clana pantai n kaos kotang gtow.. (biar saingan dandan ancur gt.. mao??)
hmmmmm gue terus terang ragu
bukannya cewek itu pada dasarnya suka dandan ya? dan pada dasarnya cowok ga suka dandan?
Kalo menurut gue, cowok ber-slenge'an-ria is just as natural as cewek ber-dandan-ria. Jadi mau kita cowok lusuh banget, cewek juga bakal tetep dandan cantik, bukan karena demi cowok, tapi demi kepuasan diri mereka sendiri.
I am right, aren't I?
... or not?
comment! hahahahahha
btw gue suka originalitas lo, naemor :D
well thx alot buat pujianny... wakakakak
ReplyDeleteember mnurut gwe jeans yg d ga perna d cuci n d perkosa 10 taon kn pasti bau bgt.. plus wrnany ogahan bgt.. maony siy ky emo style.. tp yg d dpt mlh abang becak's style getow... heheheheh
emberrrrr.. cwe emng suka dandan... tapiiiiiii... klo loe tiap x pgi ma cwo yg dandanny ogah2an jg loe buntutny males dandan.. since they did not really appreciate what's so-called STYLE... :p nah biasa ad tnadany iyy klo cwo ga appreciate style.. misalny dia cuek bgt.. dandan gaya "jigong" (bangun tidur ky piyama gt.. kn biasany msi bau jigong) ato.. yg ad malha cuek bgt ama pasanganny yg belain dandan berjam2 untuk impress sang kekasih.. (huh.. kasus gwe niyyyyyy... :( hikzzz..) jd klo si dia liat gwe jg kaga ad pujianny yg ad mlh.. "duh lama amat siy dandanny.. gwe aj cpet..." nah klo da gitu.. rasany pngen gwe jonto ampe tu gigi rompal smua.. ya jelas cpet lhaa.. dia dandan alas jigong jg.. sapa yg ga bs.. ya kannn????
namany cwe biasany updated bgt ama syyle.. n gwe ga habis2ny plototin fashion tv n gwe liat nape cwo2 tu males dandan.. pdhl.. sejelek apapun mreka klo d dandanin jg pasti jd lumyn lhaaaa... hehhehe
ttg ini ad yg pnh gwe tanyain tmn2 cwo gw.. mreka blg maless... ktny klo uda ber status-quo "taken" ga perlu ngoyoh bgt dandan... n pas single posisi pdkt bru dandan abis2an.. lhaaa.. klo gt carany jg kita cwe males lhaa.. pa lg klo da kenal lama.. tb2 pas ngejar dandanny bak keanu reeves.. pasti yg ada d otak cwe malah "buseeettt ni org maksa bgt yak?? kaga biasanyeeee... lg.an rambut d gel ampe kaya dakocan getow?? kn biasany pke clana pendek n sndal jepit.." (well intiny cwe malah krasa aneh gt...) jadiii mnurut gwe.. cwo tu hrus paling ga ada sisi rapiny dikit ajah.. biar ga jelek bgt impression ttg dandan gt... misalny klo bjuny kaos biasa n sndal jepit kulit clna pendek.. pling ga rmbut d gel dikit... ato ga.. klo pke clana pdk n kaos.. pke spatu emo sneakers gt... hehhehe keren uww.. walopun rmbut acak2an ttp aj jd lumyn menggiurkan... :D :D :D :D :D
@they did not really appreciate what's so-called STYLE
ReplyDeletehmmm... ok..
I guess it's quite fair to say males = ga appriciate style
@klo si dia liat gwe jg kaga ad pujianny yg ad mlh.. "duh lama amat siy dandanny.. gwe aj cpet..." nah klo da gitu.. rasany pngen gwe jonto ampe tu gigi rompal smua.. ya jelas cpet lhaa.. dia dandan alas jigong jg.. sapa yg ga bs.. ya kannn????
HAHAHAHHA!!!
I'm sorry but did you make sure you look hot enough that night? :P
@rmbut acak2an ttp aj jd lumyn menggiurkan
setau gue emank cewek2 demennya kaya gini, cowok2 yang rambutnya acak2an
great comment, naemor!
kasian bener si Pandu struggling by himself membela kaumnya di sini ... wkaokaokaokaokaoka ...
ReplyDeletetenang Ndu masi ada gue ... !!
oi penontoooonnnn ...
gue cowo yg ga perna sisiran sejak 5 taun lalu ...
ga perna peduli fashion sejak 8 taun lalu ...
kadang utk sekedar ke mall jg gue ga mandi n pake pakaian a'la kadarnya ... (cuma mall ngapain jg mesti rapi2 ... klo ke gereja baru d gue rapi)
tp tetep gue "laku" ... =P
emang sih ga ampe yg lusuh2 amat gitu (sendal jepal n the gank) ...
n terus terang gue ga peduli org mao bilang apapun ke gue ...
selama gue nyaman dgn apa yg gue pake ya gue pake aja ...
lo malu jalan ama gue yg kyk begitu ya ga usah jalan ... susah amat ...
buat apaan ngandelin penampilan luar tp ternyata "dalemnya" kosong ...
mgkn bad habit gue sih yg bener2 ga suka ama org yg gaya2an or demen nampang2 ...
malah gue suka geli klo ngeliat cowo yg pergi ke mall doank tp udah kyk mao kondangan ... mao tebar pesona ato ngapain ... ~__~
yg ada jd keliatan kyk gay malah iya ...
yah klo tuh cowo emang dasarnya suka berpakaian ngasal, dan si cewe mau menerima kenapa ngga ? karena semua aksesoris itu dibeli menggunakan uang kan ? dan ga semua cowo itu punya uang yang berlebih..
ReplyDeleteyah klo mau diliat orang lain harus menggunakan uang ( berpakaian serba mahal ataupun ber'merk ) gw jujur aja sih mending ga usah diliat orang,tapi gw punya jati diri sendiri..
tsk, dudes. ini bukan masalah fashion dan bukan masalah uang. ga susah ko untuk jadi THE accessory. tinggal mandi (pake sabun, bukan cuma asal basah), sikat gigi, cuci muka, pake baju yg udah dicuci + disetrika, pake sepatu yg ga robek/bolong, and make sure kaos kaki kanan dan kiri lo satu warna. gampang kan? :)
ReplyDeleteHello Miszgee
ReplyDeletekalo menurut gw cowo yang sok kucel itu mau keliatan kalo mereka keren kalo ga apa2
kalo mereka ga rapi itu mereka anggap sbg "Ah sekali2 kan cewe gw belom pernah liat gw gini, yg penting cewe gw sayang sm gw walaupun gw keliatan sejelek apa aj"
begitu sih menurut gw
@miko
ReplyDeleteheya! welcome to our community ya :D
that's a very nice insight. Emank kadang gue juga mikir persis kaya gitu sih. Pengen keliatan beda, tapi ternyata ga diterima cewek2
failed.
apa gue yang kurang ca'em kali ya wkwkwkw