Heya fellas,
This is my first blog writing here.. Hopefully, it’s enjoyable :) I’m interested buat nulis di sini since men always have their ways to keep fascinating me. Mentally. Physically :P
Anyhow, 1st idea menulis something about dudes and their clan muncul waktu weekend kemaren ini, pas gw ada jalan with my male friend. Dia currently single and “self declared” not looking. (yea, rite. Ngomongnya doank, I think. Secara engga ada yang mao aza :P)
Anyway... we got into this blonde vs brain conversation.
Me: Lo lebi pilih, punya cewe cakep tapi bego. Apa pinter tapi jelek?
Dude: Bisa pinter dan cakep ga?
Me: Engga. Engga ada di pilihannya gitu loh!
Dude: Hm.... Cakep tapi bego aza de kalo gt...
Me: (Dalam ati.. OMG, your point has gone hit rock bottom, klo bisa jadi minus. Pantesan not looking..)
Of course, gw tanya, mengapa begini dan mengapa begitu. Dia bilang, kalo bego bisa diajarin pinter. Kalo jelek, mahal ganti muka jadi cakep. By that stage of conversation, his point was minus 100++ Emang, reasonable argument. Tapi, kalo cewenya telat? Cewenya emang dodol banget? Amit-amit IQ rendah bener? Qta joke, ketawa ketiwi sekarang, tu cewe baru get it another 10-20 seconds? Da kayak telpon overseas pake kartu telpon murah aza, ada delay nya. Engga cape ati apa?
Ini ada related ama chick theory punya blog yang mempertanyakan mengapa cewe cakep mao ama cowo jelek :P Kalo tu cowo kaya, pasti tu cowo juga tau donk, kalo cewenya cakep gt most probably after his money. Gw perna baca buku biography an anchor yang pernah wawancara Hugh Hefner dari Playboy.
Anchor: “What is your most succesful pick up lines?”
Hef: “ Hi, I’m Hugh Hefner”
He knows. Women after his money. And as long as he’s comfortable with it, both sides happy kan? Cewenya kecipratan duit, lelakinya bisa mejeng dengan cewe cakep. Tapi jarang-jarang, hampir non existence perhaps, cowo cakep mao ama cewe jelek. Engga pusing deh otaknya sepinter apa, muka hancur, semuanya pun dianggap lebur. But then, kalo cewenya kaya? Simpenan tante-tante most likely? Hahaha.
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ReplyDeleteSIMPLY HORRENDOUS!!
WADEFAK IS DIS?!?!?! LOOKING FOR FIGHT HUH??
well it's true though.. :P
to be honest, kalo ceweknya untuk HAVE FUN DOANK, gue juga mendingan yang cakep tapi bego. In fact! The begoer, the better! Tapi kalo udah mau pacaran serius ya gue pilih yang pinter. Mau buat sharing n ngomonk serius tapi kalo otak udang bisa mangkel sendiri gue
but really.. honestly.. kalo yang jelek2 banget juga gue ga mau.
So that's my "pembelaan" :P
N.B. Totally awesome first entry, Inge. This is a good issue to be talked about and I really appreciate it that you brought this one up.
Keep up the good entry!
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ReplyDeletenice post, ingebun! salam kenal sesama kontributor :)
ReplyDeletemenurut gw, cowok yg mau punya a serius relationship and still chooses looks over smarts kemungkinan besar sama begonya cewek yg dia pilih. bukan maksud gw bilang klo temen lo itu bego, tp krn bener kata lo, mau lama2 ngobrol sama orang bego dan telmi yg ada capek sndiri. klo cowoknya bisa/bersedia ngeladenin terus, kynya itu cowok juga ga butuh obrolan bermutu. tapi beda lagi klo tujuan cowoknya itu bukan to have a stimulating relationship, but rather to establish a trophy girlfriend or a trophy wife yg bisa diparade-in k temen2, colleagues, keluarga, and basically instructed to just stand there and be pretty. gw jd cewek sih ogahhhh....
tapi gw pernah ko ngeliat cowok super ganteng (my bottom jaw was literally on the floor) sama cewek yg *ehem* cukup pas2an mukanya waktu gw k disneyland a while back. Dan gw sempet bingung, kenapa itu cowok mau sama cewek yg ga cantik. Dan yg bikin gw lebih bingung, kenapa gw bisa sampe kepikiran kaya gitu? emang salah klo satu pasangan are not on the same looks-level? hmmm kynya ini sih buah pemikiran society yg prejudice...
@pandu ya, gw akuin engga cuma lelaki doank yg shallow, i'm pretty shallow myself:P TAPI, kebykn cw2 yg gw tau, mereka jalan ama cowo dari segala level of looks, mainly due to mereka tu bae, funny, etc etc. Cowo dmn2 yg gw tau, muka pas2an, masi pilah pilih dan maonya cwnya yg hottie -_-' jarang yg gw personally know mau ama cw yg biasa aza.
ReplyDelete@miszgee Alo! Terima kasih.. Salam kenal juga :D Btw, temen gw emang bego. j/k (If you're reading this, I loph you. peace.)Anyway, gw jg perna liat, actually mala teacher gw d high school. bule cakep masi muda, bae pula, istrinya....dot dot dot (if you know what i mean). Gw ampe shock. true, mayb next we should talk about double standard society:P
LOL!!
ReplyDelete***DISCLAIMER*** this comment is meant for jokes and not in anyway portray any racial remarks.
kalo bule jangan ditanya deh
coba lo liat cowok bule. 99.99999% gandengannya *ehem* you know.. *ehem* that *ehem
@Cowo dmn2 yg gw tau, muka pas2an, masi pilah pilih dan maonya cwnya yg hottie -_-' jarang yg gw personally know mau ama cw yg biasa aza.
cewek gue n gita juga pernah bilang gitu. I think that's a solid proof kalo cowok lebih menilai dari fisik kayanya ya..
@Dan yg bikin gw lebih bingung, kenapa gw bisa sampe kepikiran kaya gitu?
don't worry.. that's very understandable. That's a natural ramification of how we were biologically engineered.
MOREOVER! We're not saints HAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Hmmphh iya nih please blog about the double standard society thang. Gw pnh pny cow yg 'jelas-jelas' cakep dan gw yg 'pas-pas an'. Dan feeling yg gw dapet kalo kita lagi jalan, (mmg nga all the time sih, pastinya waktu gw br bangun tidur gak sisiran and make-up trus lgs jalan ama dya) pandangan org2 adalah "whew lucky b*tch!" atw "what a blind man!"
ReplyDeleteKenapa cew pas-pasan gag deserve to be with cow cakep? Tapi cew cakep is OK to be with cow pas-pasan? W.H.Y?
This proves, WOMEN tuh gag pandang bulu .. kita milih inner beauty, and and MEN itu picik bangeth lebih milih packaging daripada the taste itself. SETOJOH LAYDEES???? HAHAHAHAHA
taste can always be fixed with sambel while bad packaging makes us not want to buy it in the first place
ReplyDeleteF the taste
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*kabur jauh2*