Excuse me, uhm tp gw mau sex-it-up a lil bit at this post..hehe.. So kids under-age, if u're reading this, click ctrl+x right away, aight? Dun be notti!
Gw curious nih.. Gmn ya cara nya nentuin karakter2 cowok di kategori x ini.
So i'm gonna give it a few shots here based on my chicks fwen's lil stories.
Cowok tipe sex-maniac :
asal di kmr lgs deh tangan n monyong nya kmn2. Maunya 3 x a day. 7 days a week.
Cowok virgin :
Hmmmphhh how do we tell a dude's virginity yah? Secara walopun mrk nga pnh ngalamin se-engga2nya udh ntn bokep bertaon2. Jadi can't really tell deh. Unless mukanya over-excited...lol dsr kampungan.
Cowok yg sok gentleman tapi ngebet:
First of, sll dimulai dr kissing2an dulu. Trus klu udh mulai steamy....dy stop! And dgn muka 50% serius 50% genit ... ask : 'are u sure?' (and ngarep ceweknya gak ngomong apa2 tp lgs strip down).
Cowok yg tertarik dgn sesama jenis:
he sees naked chick as a form of art. Maybe pohon jambu malah. Nothing a tree can do can turn him on.
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wowwwww..... this is a total x rated... hehehhehehe
ReplyDeletewell gwe tambahin niy... blm tentu klo cwo sok gnentleman tuw sok2 gmn gt... yg ad malah dia ptamany ga brani pegang sama skali.. tp ga sengaja kesenggol.. tp lgsung jd freak maniak gt.. serem dehhhh...
plus make up artist gwe dulu tu gay.. (but he's damn owesome!!!) kadang ad yg bisa liat cwe n jdny benci... hal itu d karenakan dia gay n dia bertindak sebagai wanitany.. jd ky saingan gt am kaum hawa.. tp ad juga yg malah bisa bertmen akur ampe shopping bareng.. make up bareng.. or sunbathing bareng d pantai.. n biasany yg gtu tu rame bgt.. n lebay... tp fun abis.. lha.. klo gay sbagai cwo.. biasany yg ad malah suruh kita refrensi tmn cwo kita yg straight.. (nah loooo serem kan....) n biasany d sertai dgn kata "yg cakep n extra virgin y baby.. thx alot.. tp klo loe maso kenalin am yg bju ijo tu jg gwe embat dehhh" jd biasany gay yg bertindak sbgai cwo.. tu orgny nyosor bgt.. ga pduli tu cwo straight or "u-turn" (sama2 jenis gay) di hajar pulak!!! huehuehe
nah.. i gwe ad jurus ampuh buat smua tipe cwo yg mao macem2!!! klo emg uda mlai lirik2.. kasi aj muka sinis tp senyumm.. trus kl uda mao pegang2 y loe jg maen pegang tp cubit ampe biruuuuuuuuu... sepuas loe deh.. klo perlu ampe dia triak2.. at last.. klo mmg uda brani cium tiba2 hajar aj matany n mulutnya!!! hahaha
well gwe siy perna ampe step k 2 doank.. n it works.. alamat tu cwo skr klo ktmu gwe senyum trus nunduk!! bagus kan????
tp klo cwo yg tipe virgin2 gt biasany bisa d gunakan tuw.. hueheuheuheu brubung dai jarang berinteraksi dgn cwe... ato jarang ad yg ngmg n deket ma dia.. bgitu ad yg dket pasti dia hepiny stengah mati n bakaln mao d suruh ap aj... ad tuw kasus tmn gwe yg bela2in dktin cwo kutu buku (i think he's an extra virgin dou..) n d ajak makan skali n d ajak foto skali lgsung deh bisa d kasi kerjaan skripsi.. gratis lg... (huh.. enak bgt tu sasha..)
jadi para cwo jg harus BEHAVE!!!!!! remember.. if its not yours then u have no right to touch it.. n if its your.. please do respect ur belonging..
HAHAUHAHAHUAHAA Naemor, u're awesome! Loph it.. can't wait to try on some of ur tricks!! kihkihkih
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDeletethis is good!!
I like this shit. Another good one, ping
... but maybe I should refrain from commenting here hahhahaha
hai there pink laydee.. i just dropped by from the chick theory to here.. ^^.. hehe.. lucu deh ngeliat curhatan para cowo, begitu juga sebaliknya.. hehe... ,mudah2an blog chick n dude theory ini bisa berguna banget buat kita2 buat memahami masing2 satu sama lain.. semangaatt pinklaydee... \m/
ReplyDeletems. hunzipheartcore!
@hanny
ReplyDeletethanks for the support, hanny!
mampir terus ya dan sebarin blog kita ini ke temen2 lo juga ya :D
@hanny
ReplyDeleteWelcome ..welcome.. sering2 mampir ya, bawa gank mu jugha. (Gak mau kalah rame ama blog sebelah ~ Chick Theory) xixiixi
@naemor
ReplyDeletegue baru sempet baca full comment lo nih... gile ternyata lo just another bengis girl like pingping...
oh Lord have mercy... ini tempat kok malah jadi kumpulan preman cewek ya?
or emank cewek2 tu baru keluar aslinya di blog ini?
hehehhehe Mr. Pandu... gwe trima aja koq d blg bengis... bnyk cwo yg blg gwe cwe cakep versi pak sakera!!! coz ga ad yg brani mcm2 k gwe.. hahhahaa (well mudah2an ga kena kasus lha yaaaaa...) abis kdg cwo d kasi ati dkit da pkirnny macem2.. jd gwe kebiasaan sinis n jutek judes dluan bru gwe bisa liattu cwo asliny gmn.. hahahah y scara ga lgsung tu cra gwe kasi 1st impression k cwo2 yg ad potensi hidunk belank!!! jd sblm d macem2in gwe dluan yg macem2in...
ReplyDeletetp thx eniwe.. buat segala sanjungan loe n pinklaydeezz.. hahahahha gwe cm ikutan share koq.. hopefully yg baca jd ikut seneng smua.. :) enjoy
much appreciated!! :D
ReplyDeletetipsnya nifty banget tuh, naemor. Real life case lo unik2 juga ya hahaha
and lol @ extra virgin.. lo kira olive oil? hahoahohaoha
@if its not yours then u have no right to touch it.. n if its your.. please do respect ur belonging..
trus kalo dia ngga "officially" punya kita (misal HTS-an gitu lah) tapi dia bolehin gimana donk?
masa rejeki ditolak? :P
heheh hehehehhhe
ReplyDeletethe thing is... i dun have so called "HTS" in my dictionary...
life is already complicated.. so don make it worse.. u like it then say so.. don like it, then buzz off!! be straight forward dunk...
susah banget kale klo kita d posisi gt.. specially us girls.. or should i say babes??? (biasanya yg hotties yg bnyk d kejar2 kan??? wakakkkaka sok bgt dey)lg.an ngebahas hts ni... enakny d cwo doank.. d cwe mah senep.. reputasi memburuk kalo mmg ga jadi.. :( huahuahuahuaha so ya mgm namany cwo hrus memeperlakukan kita sbagai masterpiece yg real pricey-art.. krn smua cwe menarik dr sisiny sendiri2 bkn dr fisikny doank.. plus.. kita tu jg fragile.. jd kadang bad experience can lead to another disaster 4 our future.. coba bayangin aj.. klo misalny "ehehmmmmmm" sorry bgt ya gwe bblg. mudah2an ga ad yg kena.. tp misalnya negh.. cwe pdkt ma cwo n dlm proses tuw tu cwe uda cinta n rela memberikan even her soul n body to dat guy.. pdhl blm RESMI pacaran... (well skr bnyk si cwe yg ga ngaku klo mreka bgitu.. tp tu kn salah 1 tindakan stupid...) lha trus gmn2 mreka b2 tiba2 uda off n dats it.. end of love story.. tp apa ga ninggalin bekas d ati si cwe?? cwo mah gampang aja kaleee... guys is more into logically while girls.. most of them is more into emotional side... n it usually leave marks.. n itu susah bgt d hilangin...
dats y.. aku perkara in mending dr ptma straight 4ward aj.. drpd ntr knapa2.. nobody knoes wuds goin to happen to us next week or next month ryyyttt??? unless ur a god... (which i dont think there is such person compares to God??)
hehhe sekian ya pak panduuuuuu...
Alo..I'm new here. Lg baca2 interesting jg :D @naemor setuju bgt, klo mao ya mari, engga mao please jst go. haha.
ReplyDeletebtw, even tho gw cw, i think klo dua2nya mao, ya engga ada yg rugi donk? dua2nya seneng koq :P gw mala ada tau tmn, cowonya mala yg merasa dipergunakan. sexually. hahaha. dan dia jd emotionally scar gt. kasian jg kan tu.
@ingebun
ReplyDeletewelcome!!!! salam kenal ya :D I hope you enjoyed your stay
YES! AKHIRNYA! ada pembelaan! gue juga tau cowok2 yang merasa sexually abused.
Tapi terus terang gue heran dan bertanya2...
WHY NOT ME?!?!?!?!?!??!
HAOHAOHAHAOHAHOAHA
@naemor
hmm tapi kalo cewek2 yang bolehin berarti salah mereka karena ga tegas donk?
But I guess maksud lo cowok juga jangan ambil kesempatan?
you see, we guys are confused hahahahahha and this is why we got this blog for our discussion :P
I mean like, if it's there, and we'd loooove to touch it and we are allowed to touch it.
Hell ya we'll touch it
you see, buat cowok2 htsan is awesome cuz we don't want to be infected with.... "onegina" - Russel Peters
how how? :D
jangan salah, ada juga tuh cowok2 yg gas pol ngambil kesempatan ehhh buntut2nya susah ngerem perasaan dan jadinya - sulking about being sexually abused in the corner of their bedroom.
ReplyDeletei'm with ingebun, kalau dua2nya mau, jalanin lah. walaupun kynya yg paling pas untuk ber-HTSan adalah those with hati baja. kalau ga sih selamat ribet dan berkepanjangan!